Funny Safety Quotes

Humor has a remarkable ability to make messages stick. When humor is integrated into safety slogans and quotes, it makes the message more relatable, thus increasing message retention. 

While injecting humor into workplace safety quotes can be effective, it is important to remember that safety should always be taken seriously.

We have compiled a list of 25 funny safety quotes and slogans that maintain the importance of safety in the message while also being humorous. 

Feel free to use these funny safety slogans for workplace safety reminders or to bring a smile to someone's face while emphasizing the importance of safety!

25 Funny Safety Quotes

"The only thing worse than not following machinery safety rules is having to explain to your wife why you're now missing a finger."

 

"There is a good chance; an accident brought you into this world. Don't let one take you out”.

 

"If you're not wearing your PPE, you're basically walking around naked. And that's just not safe."

 

"Safety is like a good pair of underwear—you never know how much you need it until you don't have it."

 

"If you're not sure how to do something safely, just ask your supervisor. They're the experts on how to avoid becoming a workplace statistic."

 

"If you're not sure if something is safe to do, just ask yourself, 'Would I do this if my boss was watching?'"

 

"The only thing scarier than a workplace accident is the paperwork that comes with it."

 

"If you're working with chemicals, always read the safety labels. Because if you don't, you might just end up with a new understanding of the phrase 'chemical burn.'"

 

"If you think safety is expensive, try an accident. It comes with a much higher price tag."

 

"Safety glasses are like a second pair of eyes, but they're not as good at crying when you cut onions."

 

"Ignoring safety instructions is like saying, 'I prefer to learn things the hard way'... very hard."

 

"Not wearing safety gloves is like volunteering for a hand-to-hand combat session with sharp objects."

 

"Not wearing a mask in a hazardous area is like inviting trouble for a breath-taking conversation."

 

"Avoiding safety measures is like believing you have a secret immunity to accidents. Newsflash: accidents don't care about your secret."

 

"Not using safety harnesses is an attempt to see if the laws of gravity will grant you a special exemption."

 

"Avoiding safety checks is like sending an RSVP to accidents: 'Yes, I'll be attending.'"

 

"Neglecting safety protocols is as wise as using a fork to fix an electrical outlet. Shocking, isn't it?"

 

"Safety vests aren't just bright; they're the beacon of 'I value my life, thanks.'"

 

"Wearing safety gloves isn't just fashionable, it's the 'in' thing to do if you want to keep all ten fingers."

 

"Ignoring safety signs is an excellent way to practice your sprinting skills, especially towards the emergency exit."

 

"Neglecting safety precautions is like assuming accidents only happen to other people. Spoiler alert: you're 'other people' to someone else."

 

"Life is short; don't make it shorter by ignoring safety protocols."

 

"The only thing 'cool' about ignoring safety is the ice pack you'll need later."

 

"Not following safety procedures is like assuming accidents only happen to other people. Guess what? You're 'other people' to someone else."

 

"Personal protective equipment is the backup plan for when luck takes a lunch break."

 

Hope these funny safety slogans brought a smile!  Looking for more? Check out these health and safety quotes for a serious take on workplace safety.